It all comes crashing down...

What is going on? Not only do I hear that the Osbournes are moving back to England and selling their house, but I also just read that it's finally offical. Nick & Jessica file for divorce! What is happening to the former glory of the MTV reality stars? I don't know if I can take it.


UPDATE: It didn't take any longer than the time it took for me to write that, and the story is pulled! Gawker's on it, though. Maybe there is hope...

Take another pill...

So, I just saw a Nexium commercial. A lovely older couple was sitting on there couch discussing the fact that until recently they never realized that taking the same pain medicine everyday, especially if you're older, can lead to STOMACH ULCERS! Luckily, Nexium has come to the resuce. All these kindly older folks need is another pill, and they'll be fine. Take a pill to protect you from the other pill you just took. Seriously folks, if you think you're at risk for something, take another pill and keep watching Survivor, OK?

So am I a blogger now?